Huxley and Orwell walk into a bar…

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever.
George Orwell

Everyone who wants to do good for the human race always ends in universal bullying.
Aldous Huxley

In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
George Orwell

By simply not mentioning certain subjects, propagandists have influenced opinion much more effectively than they could have by the most eloquent denunciations. (He is talking to you, Fox News!)
Aldous Huxley

So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don’t even know that fire is hot.
George Orwell

If human beings were shown what they’re really like, they’d either kill one another as vermin, or hang themselves.
Aldous Huxley

The atom bombs are piling up in the factories, the police are prowling through the cities, the lies are streaming from the loudspeakers, but the earth is still going round the sun.
George Orwell

Men do not learn much from the lessons of history and that is the most important of all the lessons of history.
Aldous Huxley

The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history.
George Orwell

Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don’t know because we don’t want to know.
Aldous Huxley

War is a way of shattering to pieces… materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable and… too intelligent.
George Orwell

If we, through our ignorance or apathy, allow our rights to be taken from us even a sliver at a time, Orwell’s vision of the future will come true.  If we, through our love of Bread and Circuses, allow our rights to be taken from us even a sliver of the time, Huxley’s vision of the future will come true.  Sadly, we are doing both.  I do not know what the future brings, but the only obvious outcomes are scary and bleak.  Please, for the love of humanity, educate yourselves, educate your children, read books, vote, think.  Do not let our freedom slowly fade away because the media did not send you a personalized memo on the rape of your rights.

On January 18, 2012, the web is standing up to Congress in defiance of H.R. 6231, or more commonly known as S.O.P.A. (Stop Online Piracy Act). Yes, Congress has “shelved” S.O.P.A.  But that traditionally, and historically, only means “we will look at it again when the public is distracted.”  If they pull a fast one on us, the backlash, not only to our personal freedoms but the implications of possible, and promised, international repercussions to our government’s audacity to surpass its own jurisdiction and infringe on the national sovereignty of the world for the benefit of stockholders and movie stars, could be severe.  Watch your government.  Call, write and/or email your Congressman.   Vote.  But most importantly, pay attention to the world around you.  Be part of that world.  Ignorance is never an excuse, if anything, ignorance is lethal.


Posted by on January 17, 2012 in Books you should have read.


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Abita Brewery’s New Charity Beer: Saint Gleason.

The Abita Brewery in Abita Springs, Louisiana does more than just brew an awesome selection of great beer.  This local company also goes above and beyond to support the community it serves.

Following Hurricane Katrina, Abita put out Restoration Ale, a nice barley pils with citrus undertones that comes in a gorgeous bottle with the New Orleans skyline in silhouette.  At 5%, this beer is an easy choice to accompany pizza or just drink during the game.  Abita donated .25 from each sale to help rebuild New Orleans and areas hit hard by the storm.  Over $500,000 has been donated so far.


Abbey Ale is another charity beer released to help aid St. Joseph’s Abby, a local monastery where the monks traditionally brewed and sold beer to support themselves.  Deep in color and rich in flavor, this bad boy comes in a big, ole bottle.  At 8%, please be careful with this one.

S.O.S. (Save Our Shore) is the latest charity beer to make an impact in Louisiana.  Abita released the potent 7%, unfiltered Weizen and wheaty pilsner following the BP Oil Spill.  Since its release, over $275,000 has been donated to fishermen and the clean up effort.  Also in a big 22oz. bottle, but it’s for charity, so have two.



Saint Gleason is the next charity beer scheduled for release in February of 2012.  Saint Gleason will be an Imperial Red Ale and the proceeds will go to Team Gleason, the charity founded by former New Orleans Saint, Steve Gleason, who was diagnosed with ALS, more commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease.

Yours truly will be at the launch party, since I won the “Name the New Beer” contest.   I will put out a review the day after so stay tuned for the verdict.

Who Dat!

For more info on Abita’s Charity Beers:


Restoration Ale:

Saint Gleason:

For more info on Team Gleason and ALS:

To Join Team Gleason:

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Posted by on January 16, 2012 in Beer for Broads


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The Beer-Age Calculator.

The Amazing Beer-Age Calculator.

1. The first step, pick the number of times a week that you would like to drink some beer, more than once but less than 10.

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50…
I’ll wait while you get the calculator.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760. If you haven’t, add 1759.

6. Now subtract your 4-digit birth year

You should now have a 3-digit number

The first digit of the number was your original number (how many times you want to drink beer each week, even though I know the real number is higher.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!


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Posted by on September 20, 2011 in Beer for Broads


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Viru (vee-roo) beer is awesome!  It even comes in a (super cute) octahedral bottle.  Viru is an Estonian pilsner beer.  It is slightly hazy, light in color, and crisp in taste.  This is not the kind of beer to reach for if you are looking for a flavorful punch of hoppy-wheaty goodness.  Instead, Viru is brewed with Lithuanian malted Barley, Saaz hops, and (like Abita) is brewed in artisan spring water from the brewery area.  There is also a very slight vanilla undertone.  Yummy.

Many critics have slammed Viru as weak, but I find the lack of bite refreshing, especially when the majority of brewers think packing as much flavor as possible in a beer is what makes it great.  Sometimes, less is more refreshing and makes for easier drinking.  Ladies beware, Viru packs a whopping 5% AC, so be careful.

Viru’s signature bottle shape was designed a century ago in Russia and is meant to be reminiscent of the castle turrets of old.  The U.S. only started importing Viru in 2009, so it is still a bit tough to find, but it is worth it to grab a few extra for the at home beer stash.


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Posted by on September 14, 2011 in Beer for Broads


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Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley was published in 1932, but yet is considered a modern classic.  When it came out, critics tore it apart and called Huxley weak and his plot ridiculous.  However, I think that happened simply because the book scared the crap out of them.  Keep in mind that in 1932, the world was war weary, Fascism was on the rise, America’s Imperialist period had drawn to a close, and the Great Depression was  in full swing.  It was not a happy period in America, hell, Prohibition was still in effect and folks couldn’t even get a drink.  Meh.

Anyway, due it BNW’s sexual context and rejection of family and religion, this book was NOT one of those high school required reading lists you would have come across.  BNW made the Banned Books list in 1980, and that alone should have, at some point, called it to your attention as a “must read.”

Set in London in the vaguely distant future of 632 A.F. (After Ford, referring to Henry Ford making the new year system after the day the 1st Model T rolled off the assembly line in 1908, making the year 2540 A.D.), the world had been torn apart by war after war after war and finally the powers that be came up with a solution and a new world order emerged.  People were no longer born, but decanted in laboratories.  Each embryo was put into a different caste, graduating from the most attractive and intelligent Alphas to the most lowly Gammas.  Genetic engeneering gave each embryo the exact ammount of chemicals to keep the caste system in check.  Each child was submitted to conditioning as they grew.  Everyone had their place, and due to conditioning, they were happy in their place.  After all, it was good for Society.

No more family structure existed.  The words “Mother” and “Father” became taboo.  The very idea of being attached to another human being was not only distasteful, but discouraged.  The mantra “Everyone belongs to everybody.” was one of the  messages that played repeatedly to children in their sleep conditioning.  Sickness and old age had been conquered through science.  A person stayed young until they died, usually around 60.  And if the world ever got tough or sad, there was government issued soma, a strong antidepressant and hallucinogenic that every citizen had a ready supply of.  Everyone was happy, except a very few.

Alpha Bernard Marx is one of the unhappy.  He has unorthodox views, which constantly get him in trouble.  Rummors say he had too much alcohol put into his decanter and that is why he is (gasp) short and ugly like a Gamma.  But being an Alpha, he has his job and privileges, so when he offers to take the beautiful Lenina on vacation to the New Mexico Savage Reservation, she accepts.  As Bernard goes to get his paperwork in order, the Director of the Hatcheries (the big boss guy) lets slip that he visited there in the past (which is a big deal because the past is never talked about in the new society) and on his trip, his female traveling companion disappeared and he returned without her.

Brenard and Lenina go to the Reservation and are shocked at the Savages, but come across a young, white man.  Bernard puts two and two together and figures out that John is the Director’s son, a true scandal.  John knows nothing about the outside world, except what his mother has told him and what he has read out of a thick tome of Shakespeare, which he quotes constantly throughout the rest of the book.  John’s mother, Linda spills her story about falling down a ravine and being left there, pregnant, and how ashamed she is that she birthed a child.

Bernard takes the Savage, which John is called for the rest of the book, back to the civilized world.  The Director resigns in disgrace and the Savage becomes a media sensation.  John hates the civilized world and cannot relate to anything, although he made one friend, another dissatisfied Alpha named Helmholtz.  His mother immediately goes on a permanent soma holiday, which makes John hate soma.  John and Lenina begin to have feelings for each other.  But of course, Lenina only knows a relationship as casual sex and John wants to marry her.  When she throws herself at him, John recoils, calls her a whore and slaps her.  Mid-fight, John gets a call that his mother is dying and rushes to her side at the clinic.

No one there understands why he is having any kind of emotion and when Linda dies, John flips out, scaring a bunch of Gamma children who are there for Death Conditioning.  His friends Bernard and Helmholtz show up right as John starts screaming about liberty and throwing the day’s to be distributed soma rations out the window.  A fight ensues and all three are brought before the World Director.

The World Director and John have a long philosophical discussion about the new world and John demands his right to be unhappy and have emotions.  Bernard and Helmholtz are to be sent to an island, designated islands for those whose ideas are a danger to society.  This is more like an artist colony than a prison, so they are happy.  John is told he must stay for observation and experimentation.

John is unhappy and runs away to an uninhabited area and sets up shop in a lighthouse to try to live alone.  However, the world finds John and descends on him with cameras.  People begin to show up, demanding John entertain them.  He loses his temper and attacks a girl in the crowd that reminds him of Lenina, and the preconditioned crowd follows suit, attacking each other like it was a game.  John can take no more and hangs himself.  The End.

In 1962, Huxley wrote a follow up to Brave New World called The Island.  I will let you know what happens in a following post.  Now get off the internet and go read a book.


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Posted by on August 28, 2011 in Books you should have read.


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Abita Purple Haze

Abita Purple Haze is my “right now” favorite beer.  Granted, I am a bit bias as Abita is a local company, but this beer is fantastic and is a constant staple in my beer fridge.  Yes, I have a beer fridge.  What else do you do with old dorm fridges?

Purple Haze is a Raspberry Wheat Lager, but unlike other fruity beers, the raspberry does not overpower or is so thick on the sugar that it leaves you feeling sick to your stomach.  At a nice 4.2%(and an easy 128 calories a bottle), you can have a few without getting too tanked too quickly.  Sadly, for now, it only comes on tap or in bottles, so you can’t take it to outside events.  However, the Abita Brewing Company will be putting out their product in cans just in time for the next Mardi Gras season.

Purple Haze is a cloudy, pale, yellow gold beer, and although it does have an infusion of raspberry puree, there are no floaties (particles) and no sediment.  Purple Haze is lightly carbonated, so no waiting for the foam to settle.  It has a nice, clean scent, unlike many other fruity beers that smell like you are drinking fruit juice.  It runs for about $8 a six-pack and is distributed nationwide.

Another pro for Purple Haze is the Abita brewery was built on top of the Abita Springs aquifer, so the water that they use to brew their beers is pure and does not go through purification and mineral adjustments.

Overall, Purple Haze is a great chick beer.  Most men will steer clear of the pretty, purple bottle, so more for you.  It’s light, refreshing, and widely available.  And if you are ever in the New Orleans area, you can visit the brewery and take thier brew tour.  For more info on Abita, you can go here:


Posted by on August 24, 2011 in Beer for Broads


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What English sounds like to non-English speakers.

Okay, admit it, we have all uttered the fake Chinese “ching chang chung” babble.  But have you ever wondered if other people who speak other languages do the same with English?  Guess what, they do.

This Italian video, although quite old, is a funny example of what we sound like to others.  Enjoy.


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