The Amazing Beer-Age Calculator.
2. Multiply this number by 2.
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50…
I’ll wait while you get the calculator.
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760. If you haven’t, add 1759.
6. Now subtract your 4-digit birth year
You should now have a 3-digit number
The first digit of the number was your original number (how many times you want to drink beer each week, even though I know the real number is higher.)
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!