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The Beer-Age Calculator.

20 Sep

The Amazing Beer-Age Calculator.

1. The first step, pick the number of times a week that you would like to drink some beer, more than once but less than 10.

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50…
I’ll wait while you get the calculator.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760. If you haven’t, add 1759.

6. Now subtract your 4-digit birth year

You should now have a 3-digit number

The first digit of the number was your original number (how many times you want to drink beer each week, even though I know the real number is higher.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!

Ta-Daaaaaa.

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1 Comment

Posted by on September 20, 2011 in Beer for Broads

 

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One response to “The Beer-Age Calculator.

  1. MaximumWage

    September 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Just got my mind blown.

     

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